After reading it, the feeling I had: I was hungry for lunch but all that was on hand was 3½ oreo cookies and half a small bottle of soda that's losing its fizz.
I suspect someone prompted an LLM: write an article that makes an unconventional argument about a philosopher.
Hardly unconventional, a significant amount of the past 150 years of continental philosophy has involved critiques of Plato along the same lines as expressed here.
In 2018? That's pretty impressive.
We need to coin a phrase for this constant accusal of "being written by LLM". LLM-ophobia?